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Marie was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Boudreaux, you need to go out and fix da outhouse!"
Boudreaux replies, "Dere ain't nuthin wrong wid da outhouse."
Marie yells back, "Yes dere is; now git out dere and fix it."
So.......Boudreaux mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Marie dere ain't nuthin wrong wid dis outhouse cher! "
Marie replies, "Stick yur head in da hole!"
Boudreaux yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in dat hole!"
Marie says, "Ya have to stick yur head in da hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Boudreaux sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,"Marie - Dere ain't nuthin wrong with dis outhouse!"
Marie hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!"
Boudreaux proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Marie - Help! My beard is stuck in da cracks in da toilet seat!"
To which Marie replies, "Hurts, don't it?"
Boudreaux replies, "Dere ain't nuthin wrong wid da outhouse."
Marie yells back, "Yes dere is; now git out dere and fix it."
So.......Boudreaux mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Marie dere ain't nuthin wrong wid dis outhouse cher! "
Marie replies, "Stick yur head in da hole!"
Boudreaux yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in dat hole!"
Marie says, "Ya have to stick yur head in da hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Boudreaux sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,"Marie - Dere ain't nuthin wrong with dis outhouse!"
Marie hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!"
Boudreaux proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Marie - Help! My beard is stuck in da cracks in da toilet seat!"
To which Marie replies, "Hurts, don't it?"
Ah, debutantes.
Women should already be able to do all those things described above and more. Men are looking for women, not girls.
