Jokes and Humor

[d_marsh]

This one's for you @MoBookworm1957

 

[MoBookworm1957]

This one's for you @MoBookworm1957

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Thank you d_marsh.
I appreciate the humor.
Now if you all will excuse me.
I'm going to go talk to an Irishman.
And he says I talk with a southern drawl.
He thinks I talk funny.

 

[Pearl]

 

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[Pearl]

 

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[Lenny]

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I wonder what kind of 'grass' they are talking about? LOL

 

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[Haertig]

I was looking at our friend's son's wedding gift registry. I laughed, and said, "Well, at least the groom managed to sneak one thing in there!"

 

[jazzy]

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well, thats silly. you keep wiping yer ass til it is squeaky clean. that wya you can hear it- dont you guys do that?

 

[Caribou]

well, thats silly. you keep wiping yer ass til it is squeaky clean. that wya you can hear it- dont you guys do that?

I asked my blind aunt, she said, “you just smell the TP."

 

[Pearl]

REALLY??

 

[Haertig]

I am so proud to say that I have already mastered all of these tips except for one - the "don't rinse dishes before putting in dishwasher" - I still do that. As a matter of fact, I am light years ahead of the articles author in the "don't clean so often" methodology. I especially like the joke paragraph about "coats and outerwear". You're only supposed to clean that twice a season. Ha! The rule is actually, "Only clean after three or more beers have been spilled on them at sporting events". So far, I've only cleaned one coat in my entire life. And that was premature.

https://www.cnn.com/wbd/30-things-you-dont-have-to-clean-as-often-as-you-think/index.html

 

[jazzy]

l.ol--never knew a bind person smell their tp to see if their butt is clean--is that yankee thing? like once you get north of the mason dixon line you cant feel yer butt no more?

asking forr a friend

 

[Caribou]

l.ol--never knew a bind person smell their tp to see if their butt is clean--is that yankee thing? like once you get north of the mason dixon line you cant feel yer butt no more?

asking forr a friend

That smelling the TP information came from an unreliable source.

 

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[Pearl]

I am so proud to say that I have already mastered all of these tips except for one - the "don't rinse dishes before putting in dishwasher" - I still do that. As a matter of fact, I am light years ahead of the articles author in the "don't clean so often" methodology. I especially like the joke paragraph about "coats and outerwear". You're only supposed to clean that twice a season. Ha! The rule is actually, "Only clean after three or more beers have been spilled on them at sporting events". So far, I've only cleaned one coat in my entire life. And that was premature.

https://www.cnn.com/wbd/30-things-you-dont-have-to-clean-as-often-as-you-think/index.html

 

[Phil Evans]

thanks for the humor.
these days are too serious without some levity.

 

[Tim Horton]

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I could likely be a member of this panel...