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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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d_marsh

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Yesterday at 11:22 AM

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d_marsh

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Yesterday at 11:22 AM

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d_marsh

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Yesterday at 11:23 AM

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d_marsh

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d_marsh

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dademoss

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Caribou

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Yesterday at 6:20 PM

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d_marsh said:
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Why doesn’t the free one come with a dog?

d_marsh

Awesome Friend

Neighbor

Yesterday at 8:05 PM

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Caribou said:
Why doesn’t the free one come with a dog?

Saving that for a cyber monday sale.

zoomzoom

Awesome Friend

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Today at 12:06 PM

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d_marsh

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Neighbor

Today at 3:51 PM

#35,920

zoomzoom said:
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When I got my vasectomy I used to tell this joke:

I asked the Doc if I had the snip-snip if could still have children, he said "Nope, no kids at all". Imagine my surprise when I got him from the hospital and those little *******s were all still at home.