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d_marsh said:
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Why doesn’t the free one come with a dog?

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Caribou said:
Why doesn’t the free one come with a dog?

Saving that for a cyber monday sale.

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zoomzoom said:
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When I got my vasectomy I used to tell this joke:

I asked the Doc if I had the snip-snip if could still have children, he said "Nope, no kids at all". Imagine my surprise when I got him from the hospital and those little *******s were all still at home.

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WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop - Oh The Humanity!
as God is my witness...i thought turkeys cold fly...

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Bubba and Harley are walking along a country road when they come upon a huge red hound on the side of the road, licking himself. Harley said to Bubba, “I sure wish I could do that”, to which Bubba replied, “Go ahead…he don’t bite”!

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