Jokes and Humor

[d_marsh]

Even our cats that love whipped cream won't touch that in a tub.

WHIPPED TOPPING.

There are different kinds. Some are real, some are not.

 

[old tex]

COOL WHIP MAKES THINGS WORSE, use REAL whipped cream.

Said by someone who's never run a half of a mile with a pocketful of REAL whipped cream.

 

[Caribou]

I keep Dream Whip in my long term storage. Whipped cream is the best but Dream Whip is a credible substitute, required no refrigeration, and is way better than nothing.

 

[dademoss]

Said by someone who's never run a half of a mile with a pocketful of REAL whipped cream.

I have NEVER run with whipped cream in my pocket

30 years ago when I was a runner, I didn't even have pockets

 

[dademoss]

There are different kinds. Some are real, some are not.

We all get to choose our toppings

 

[Pearl]

Ewww, yucky!

 

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[dademoss]

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put my cool whip on the biggest slice

 

[Supervisor42]

put my cool whip on the biggest slice

...I thought the pie was a math problem.

 

[dademoss]

...I thought the pie was a math problem.

it was, I want the biggest one .

 

[Caribou]

...I thought the pie was a math problem.

It’s how we knew how much Mom loved us.

 

[Snowman]

Even our cats that love whipped cream won't touch that in a tub.

WHIPPED TOPPING.

https://www.eatthis.com/cool-whip-ingredients/

The containers are good for stuff you are putting in the trash

 

[jazzy]

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in the UK thats called squirty cream

 

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[dademoss]

@Pearl Lori asked me to send this to you

 

[montanabill]

this could be political but I think the humor is what comes shining thru.....

 

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[Caribou]

Even our cats that love whipped cream won't touch that in a tub.

WHIPPED TOPPING.

https://www.eatthis.com/cool-whip-ingredients/

The containers are good for stuff you are putting in the trash

I see that you burn your trash too. I love the rush I get when the whipped cream canisters pop.

 

[Pearl]

@Pearl Lori asked me to send this to you

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Tell Lori and Star I'm heading that way with Buddy!! We'll make our own fancy equines!!

 

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[jazzy]

when the world sucks and you need some feel good moments.
random acts of kindness by strangers

Real Life Superheroes Caught on Camera​

 

[joel]

Even our cats that love whipped cream won't touch that in a tub.

WHIPPED TOPPING.

https://www.eatthis.com/cool-whip-ingredients/

The containers are good for stuff you are putting in the trash

Ketch-up was made to cover up burnt or bad tastings meat.
Cool whip was made to cover up burt or Bad tasting pies.
We do not use cool whip in my house, all the pies are good straight out of the pan.

 

[Lenny]

Yes I do. Nice t*ts.....er....T-SHIRT! <GRIN>