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I keep Dream Whip in my long term storage. Whipped cream is the best but Dream Whip is a credible substitute, required no refrigeration, and is way better than nothing.
 
old tex said:
Said by someone who's never run a half of a mile with a pocketful of REAL whipped cream.
Click to expand...
I have NEVER run with whipped cream in my pocket :p

30 years ago when I was a runner, I didn't even have pockets :p
 
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