Jokes and Humor

[d_marsh]

Even our cats that love whipped cream won't touch that in a tub.

WHIPPED TOPPING.

There are different kinds. Some are real, some are not.

 

[old tex]

COOL WHIP MAKES THINGS WORSE, use REAL whipped cream.

Said by someone who's never run a half of a mile with a pocketful of REAL whipped cream.

 

[Caribou]

I keep Dream Whip in my long term storage. Whipped cream is the best but Dream Whip is a credible substitute, required no refrigeration, and is way better than nothing.

 

[dademoss]

Said by someone who's never run a half of a mile with a pocketful of REAL whipped cream.

I have NEVER run with whipped cream in my pocket

30 years ago when I was a runner, I didn't even have pockets

 

[dademoss]

There are different kinds. Some are real, some are not.

We all get to choose our toppings

 

[Pearl]

Ewww, yucky!

 

[d_marsh]

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

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put my cool whip on the biggest slice

 

[Supervisor42]

put my cool whip on the biggest slice

...I thought the pie was a math problem.

 

[dademoss]

...I thought the pie was a math problem.

it was, I want the biggest one .

 

[Caribou]

...I thought the pie was a math problem.

It’s how we knew how much Mom loved us.