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I only see one jet in the picture. Assuming that's the "US jet" they mention, that means the "Russian aircraft" must be that big 'ol prop plane. Must be faster than it looks. "Ivan: Pedal to the metal! Boris: Yes, comrade!"
I wonder if that broken rear axle had anything to do with that crash.
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Is that San Francisco...LA...Seattle...or NY !?
...******' Liberal Sanctuary Cities...
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...******' Liberal Sanctuary Cities...
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I believe the picture came from the same news website as the one a few posts back claiming that the Russian prop plane intercepted the fighter jet.
That website claimed it was L.A., and I figure given their track record for accuracy, I'm about 7% confident it actually is L.A. The sign is in English, so it looks like they probably got the continent correct, at least.
That website claimed it was L.A., and I figure given their track record for accuracy, I'm about 7% confident it actually is L.A. The sign is in English, so it looks like they probably got the continent correct, at least.
Been to all the aforementioned cities...
Seattle has been a dump since the mid-90's...LA about the same.
And NY...well, it's De Blasio's paradise...nuff said.
San Francisco was a real shock last year...a cesspool with screaming out loud loons walking down the street at Fisherman's Wharf...and the bike and patrol car police slow down to look then move along like nothing is wrong...afraid to act because of the rules of engagement make them the bad guys
{ Glad I had my piece strapped on when I visited them all... }
Liberal Socialists can't blame nobody but themselves for their Mad Max Utopia.
And people still vote for these clowns...amazing !!
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Seattle has been a dump since the mid-90's...LA about the same.
And NY...well, it's De Blasio's paradise...nuff said.
San Francisco was a real shock last year...a cesspool with screaming out loud loons walking down the street at Fisherman's Wharf...and the bike and patrol car police slow down to look then move along like nothing is wrong...afraid to act because of the rules of engagement make them the bad guys
{ Glad I had my piece strapped on when I visited them all... }
Liberal Socialists can't blame nobody but themselves for their Mad Max Utopia.
And people still vote for these clowns...amazing !!
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I don't get it?
Chewbacca left a present for Leia to step in. Bad dog
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Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
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Ah ha. I was trying to make it Sasquatch or Harry and the Hendersons but saw your post.
I finally figured out why they call him "Chew Bocka"... EEeewwwaa!
