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Oh how cute!!!!!
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I used to have a shirt from Skinny ****'s Halfway Inn. It's on the road halfway between Anchorage and Fairbanks.
LMAO. Skinny ****'s wasn't halfway to anywhere.
My brother brought me the shirt. I have no idea where it actually is except for what I remember he told me. He did say it was in the middle of nowhere. I wonder what my wife did with that shirt.
Dammmmmmn...!!
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Skinny Dicks was an hour or two south of Fairbanks. Fairbanks to Anchorage is an 8 or 9 hour drive. The last time I drove that road, a few yers ago, they were closed. That was an iconic place. I hope the wife didn't toss that shirt.
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A man living off the land got caught by a game warden for eating a California condor so he wrote him a ticket, confiscated his gun and ordered him to appear in court.
At the court he pleaded guilty for shooting the California condor but he was hungry, had no food and no place to live.
The judge felt a little sorry for him and ask him if he could be fined $50, and ..do you have the money to pay for it?
He said yes to the judge.
Judge asked him to wait after the court was done as he wanted to talk to him after the courtroom cleared.
The judge called him back up to the bench and asked, --confidentially now what did that condor taste like?
The man thought about it for a moment and said ,well it's kind of like a cross between a bald eagle and a spotted owl.
He went directly to jail.
At the court he pleaded guilty for shooting the California condor but he was hungry, had no food and no place to live.
The judge felt a little sorry for him and ask him if he could be fined $50, and ..do you have the money to pay for it?
He said yes to the judge.
Judge asked him to wait after the court was done as he wanted to talk to him after the courtroom cleared.
The judge called him back up to the bench and asked, --confidentially now what did that condor taste like?
The man thought about it for a moment and said ,well it's kind of like a cross between a bald eagle and a spotted owl.
He went directly to jail.
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