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msharley

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Jun 26, 2019

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And Larry will be out of the body cast......any day now! LOL

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Jun 27, 2019

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Jun 27, 2019

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GrannyG

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Jun 27, 2019

#3,820

I NEED HELP FRIENDS!! I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house, despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! When I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back! I think he loves me! He comes in many forms ...Telephone Bill, Electric Bill, Water Bill, Gas Bill, and so on... If you drive by my house and see him, feel free to shoot him on site!