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backlash said:
You forgot
"and have the scars to prove it."
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I have so many scars, and told so many stories that I am no longer sure where some of them came from. The best stories are true, but I no longer remember which leg I broke in a skydiving accident when I flared my chute too soon and stuck a foot down a gopher hole (true story). I have broken both and cannot recall which accident goes with which leg. I’m sure I have scars from redneck sledding, I just don’t remember which ones they are. I do remember a friend flipping the tube, getting dragged and breaking a wrist and a collar bone.
 
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