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Kentucky...

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Sentry18 said:
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Your grandson?

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Cnsper said:
Your grandson?

Don't have any yet, but the one potentially child rearing kid I have is married to a hose jockey, I mean fire fighter, so someday that probably will be my grandkid. Rest assured he will have so much cop stuff by the time he can talk he will be calling out 10-codes.