Never worked on a hospital bed but I once had to free a lady who got stuck in the machine during a mammogram.
Think they’ll let me do that full time when I’m 80?
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Never worked on a hospital bed but I once had to free a lady who got stuck in the machine during a mammogram.
Think they’ll let me do that full time when I’m 80?
Never worked on a hospital bed but I once had to free a lady who got stuck in the machine during a mammogram.
Think they’ll let me do that full time when I’m 80?
Bet that one took a while...
Jim
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Great idea...
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Jim
Would you really want to see that? Oh, you mean when you are 80.Never worked on a hospital bed but I once had to free a lady who got stuck in the machine during a mammogram.
Think they’ll let me do that full time when I’m 80?
Took me a minute. I read it as a breaking, wind chime not a breaking wind, chime.
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I don't know where that dude got his undies.....but if you worked in a hospital you know full well, you'd likely be commando. Although, most repair people I've met (hubs included) don't give a rip about stuff like that.
Which makes it even more funny.Oh! Sweet lordy, NO!
As if mammograms weren't bad enough?!?!?! I don't think I even want to know how you "freed her".......YIKES!
I don't know where that dude got his undies.....but if you worked in a hospital you know full well, you'd likely be commando. Although, most repair people I've met (hubs included) don't give a rip about stuff like that.
Oh! Sweet lordy, NO!
That lady was sooo Funny! There was a brown-out in the radiology dept. at the Mayo no less, locked up the system... Another engineer and I go in the room.
The tech is trying to cover the lady with a sheet but we needed to see to be sure we didn't cause more pain!
Finally the lady told the tech... "To heck with that, just put it over my head!"
And thats what happened. She stood with a sheet over her head, she couldn't see us or us her... and we freed her.
I still laugh when I think of it!
Jim
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True story... A few years ago… the sheriffs department would leave a car at various locations where speeding or other minor violations might occur in the county… They referred to it as car “99”.
It was left near me once… kids stole all the hubcaps off it the first night…
It was left near me once… kids stole all the hubcaps off it the first night…
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We have those speed trap cars put right at the border between our village and the next town. They take photos of speeders and are unmanned. They belong to the next town. Heard that about 6 months ago, someone blew one up.
:green man:I know! I know!!
Men hear discussions about bacon, cars, guns, and sex - not necessarily in that order. It's not that we don't hear other conversations they just can't compete with the other conversations we listen to.
Jim
How come there is no U. Wong or R. Wong or B. Wong?
