Jokes and Humor
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Well don't just stand there, someone get me a knife and a game bag.
I'll get it. Someone else go grab a charcoal grill and some tongs!
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I suddenly feel the need to sanitize the contents of my wallet
I'm glad right now I'm broke and don't have any paper money. And I know where my debit card has been.
Like that's the worst place that money has been. Some of it has been in the hands of politicians!I suddenly feel the need to sanitize the contents of my wallet
Thanks a lot! I had an M14 in boot camp, now I really feel old. I'M TOO OLD FOR THE JOKES!
Only in China......
Please don't tell me that's a pic you took yourself.
You really are in for a culture shock when you return to the states.
No that was in the Mainland....
I can honestly say I would go in my pants before i did that...
There are more out there but i dont think it would be allowed to post here....
Google is your friend....
Mainlanders....only in China
I can honestly say I would go in my pants before i did that...
There are more out there but i dont think it would be allowed to post here....
Google is your friend....
Mainlanders....only in China
In Navy boot camp in 1970 we had these.
The bolts were welded shut and we only carried them when we screwed up or when we were trying to march in formation.
Definition of a Navy formation was more than one boot going in about the same direction at approximately the same time.
We spent a total of around 6 hours at the Marine range actually shooting live ammo with Marine DIs yelling at us.
Out of 62 guys I think 2 or 3 actually qualified.
None of us qualified with the 1911. Mostly because there were no targets to shoot at. The DI held your arm and yelled at you to pull the trigger until the pistol clicked.
Then the DIs were kind enough to let us reload mags for the rest of the day.
The bolts were welded shut and we only carried them when we screwed up or when we were trying to march in formation.
Definition of a Navy formation was more than one boot going in about the same direction at approximately the same time.
We spent a total of around 6 hours at the Marine range actually shooting live ammo with Marine DIs yelling at us.
Out of 62 guys I think 2 or 3 actually qualified.
None of us qualified with the 1911. Mostly because there were no targets to shoot at. The DI held your arm and yelled at you to pull the trigger until the pistol clicked.
Then the DIs were kind enough to let us reload mags for the rest of the day.
