Jokes and Humor

[WVDragonlady]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[SheepDog]

For adding to the Christmas tree to keep it from drying out...

 

[LadyLocust]

@phideaux How are the blankets Jim? I noticed a big change when I was in hosp in august from years ago... The blankets are tiny now! They fold them in half and still won't keep you warm... I kept pressing the button for the nurses on the midnight shift once until they brought me a total of 4 blankets and I'm not a big guy... Finally, 4 were just enough to cover all of me and stay reasonably warm.

Noticed the same thing with both the folks last week when they were in... tiny blankets without enough lint to keep a bed bug warm!

Next trip for me... I'm bringing my Cabela's mountain winter sleeping bag and they can keep their postage stamps!

This might be funny except it's true!

There are so many folks who are carrying more than sufficient insulation and are always hot - sad but true. Average healthy person will need a few.

 

[LadyLocust]

Wonder if that would go with calf-scour yellow?

 

[Terri9630]

There are so many folks who are carrying more than sufficient insulation and are always hot - sad but true. Average healthy person will need a few.

Then there are the walking heaters. My husband is fit and starts sweating when he so much as THINKS about being hot. Me... I'm freezing.

 

[Terri9630]

 

[Terri9630]

 

[Terri9630]

 

[VenomJockey]

 

[Grizzleyette___Adams]

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Here's the perfect video to go along with that picture.




This is funny, but 100% true. If you are married or have a significant Other, show this video to your partner because you both just may laugh your way into a better relationship.

That was the short and sweet version. Here is the full version. I have not seen the whole thing yet, but here it is:

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Passing on double yellow line ..

Jim

 

[Peanut]

Wonder if that would go with calf-scour yellow?

I'm still waiting for someone to acknowledge they know what calf-scour yellow is!

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[Sentry18]

 

[LadyLocust]

I'm still waiting for someone to acknowledge they know what calf-scour yellow is!

That's what we always called it - even when we were little little. We knew that color. (Gross yes, but at least something we knew about.)

 

[Fundy]

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What!? Looks like a Cajun specialty to me..a side of fried okra, sweet potatoes, fried lacy corn bread, and black-eyed peas and ham hock is all it needs.

 

[Bacpacker]

I'm still waiting for someone to acknowledge they know what calf-scour yellow is!

I've had it all over me more than once. Lost a calf due to not catching it soon enough.

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Peanut]

I went through all my calf photo's, can't believe I don't have at least one showing that color...

 

[Sentry18]