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Cats may be intolerable creatures but they know what's good for themselves.
(my apologies to any cat lovers out there)
(my apologies to any cat lovers out there)
* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent and food bills for the next 10 years,
successful or not.
* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned ?
* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it ?
* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous ?
* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C ?
* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U ? Shouldn't it be called double V ?
* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty
* Intentionally losing at Rock, Paper, Scissors, is just as hard as trying to win.
* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
* If you replace ' W ' with ' T ', in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each.
* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before.
* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".
I checked - it's no if, it is a Tuesday!!!
successful or not.
* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned ?
* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it ?
* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous ?
* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C ?
* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U ? Shouldn't it be called double V ?
* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty
* Intentionally losing at Rock, Paper, Scissors, is just as hard as trying to win.
* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
* If you replace ' W ' with ' T ', in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each.
* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before.
* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".
I checked - it's no if, it is a Tuesday!!!
Jim
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I am posting this with a very heavy heart.
I love guns & shooting and everything that comes with it... but I am officially DONE in #2020. All of this is taking up too much of my time. I’m struggling to keep up with the everyday chores of cooking, cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. So after some serious thought, I have decided to get rid of all my stuff.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding...
1. Vacuum cleaner
2. Dustpan and broom
3. Mop and bucket
4. Lawn Mower
5. Leaf blower
6. Laundry detergent
7. Iron
Anything helps for more guns & ammo.
I love guns & shooting and everything that comes with it... but I am officially DONE in #2020. All of this is taking up too much of my time. I’m struggling to keep up with the everyday chores of cooking, cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. So after some serious thought, I have decided to get rid of all my stuff.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding...
1. Vacuum cleaner
2. Dustpan and broom
3. Mop and bucket
4. Lawn Mower
5. Leaf blower
6. Laundry detergent
7. Iron
Anything helps for more guns & ammo.
That has got to be the worst PhotoShop job I have ever seen.
Today must be your first day on the internet.
This is sooo you Sentry!I am posting this with a very heavy heart.
I love guns & shooting and everything that comes with it... but I am officially DONE in #2020. All of this is taking up too much of my time. I’m struggling to keep up with the everyday chores of cooking, cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. So after some serious thought, I have decided to get rid of all my stuff.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding...
1. Vacuum cleaner
2. Dustpan and broom
3. Mop and bucket
4. Lawn Mower
5. Leaf blower
6. Laundry detergent
7. Iron
Anything helps for more guns & ammo.
I tried that last year and my wife made her own declaration... so I go shooting once or twice a week and she does the laundry.
It's all about making the best deal you can without injury to either party.
It's all about making the best deal you can without injury to either party.
Yeehaw
Jim
I've done so much with so little,
I can do anything with nothing!
I can do anything with nothing!
I think 2020 will be known as the roaring 20s but for a completely different reason.
When Trump wins again the left is going to roar, but like now, that lion in toothless.
When Trump wins again the left is going to roar, but like now, that lion in toothless.
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The "20's" doesn't start until 2021. Counting goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 then 11; not 0, 1, … just saying...
so 2020 is called two thousand twenty-teen?
