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We have a daughter who is a traveling ultrasound tech. Her last post was in Espanola, N.M. in the middle of nowhere. One of the bosses there kept getting her mixed up with the girl (traveler) from Louisiana originally. They were the only two white ladies, so they must be from Louisiana. They had Mexican food brought in one day, and the guy warned my daughter it might be too hot for her. She assured him he was from New Mexico and could handle it. So she was called the other Louisiana girl.
 
Oh man, I couldn't run for 30 seconds. I'm so out of shape. I have a shape-- pear. LOL.

Life isn't fair! When Venus sits in a clamshell naked she's a "Goddess".
When I do it I'm "drunk" and "permanently banned from the aquarium".
 
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