Jokes and Humor

[angie_nrs]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Bacpacker]

100% correct

 

[backlash]

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You must have my shop under surveillance. This describes my week exactly. I have found stuff my Dad lost years ago. He must have had 20 pairs of reading glasses. My problem is I start doing something, get sidetracked with something else, then get sidetracked from that and the circle continues.

 

[Cnsper]

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This is all wrong, there is no percentage for beer drinking.

 

[dademoss]

This is all wrong, there is no percentage for beer drinking.

Mine is with the the "playing with stuff they found" Oh look, there is my beer!

 

[zannej]

I loved the mother from That 70's Show. I think one of my favorite bits was when the sister told the brother he was an accident & the mother didn't want to lie to him so she said "Oh Honey... Who wants some cocoa!?"

 

[hossthehermit]

 

[dademoss]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[phideaux]

 

[phideaux]

 

[phideaux]

 

[SheepDog]

Please don't use solvent to wash your hands. It dehydrates the skin and opens you up to infection. Besides it really stinks.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[hossthehermit]

 

[angie_nrs]

I loved the mother from That 70's Show. I think one of my favorite bits was when the sister told the brother he was an accident & the mother didn't want to lie to him so she said "Oh Honey... Who wants some cocoa!?"

My favorite quote from that 70's show was when Red said:
"You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a *******!"

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Meerkat]

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Jim

Just my luck! Well com to think of it its served me well.Some of it had to be good to have survied all the bad.

 

[Meerkat]

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Jim

I'm still laughing at this one!Reminds me of Lewis Grizzard humor. Loved reading his books.

 

[SheepDog]

If you shoot the cat you can hang on to it for longer... just sayin'.

 

[Sparky_D]

Another reason why On-Line shopping is so appealing...

 

[backlash]

That is so close to the truth. The only advantage to self-checkout is not having to deal with the cashier, but Walmart has come up with a way to make you deal with a person even at self-checkout. The machine will never accept your card and you always have to get someone to help.

 

[The Lazy L]

.... The machine will never accept your card and you always have to get someone to help.

Never? To date Walmart’s self check out has always accepted my CC. Could be your CC?

 

[backlash]

None of my or my wife's cards work without a lot of retries. They usually do work after several attempts but never on the first 5 or 6 attempts.

 

[Supervisor42]

None of my or my wife's cards work without a lot of retries. They usually do work after several attempts but never on the first 5 or 6 attempts.

Too many people with grape-jelly on their card stripe sliding it thru the slots.
The card-readers never get cleaned.
Try sliding it backwards, try sliding it slow, try sliding it fast.
It don't matter, if people have slimed the slot up before you get there. Reason #681 not to go to WM.
Love the chip.
They can't foul that up.

 

[Support Gunner]

The chip will mess up if it gets a small crease in it. Happened on mine.

 

[dademoss]