Jokes and Humor

LadyLocust · Apr 8, 2020

Sentry18 said:
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Just a reminder that we have a separate thread for memes, jokes, and humor related to COVID-19.

You can find that thread here:

https://www.homesteadingforum.org/threads/covid-19-finding-humor-in-dark-corners.8976/page-21

There you go flashing your lights again. Geesh, can't get away with anything. Next you'll be telling me I was driving too fast or that I'm supposed to wear a seat-belt :LOL:

(Couldn't resist

)

Sentry18 · Apr 8, 2020

LadyLocust said:
There you go flashing your lights again. Geesh, can't get away with anything. Next you'll be telling me I was driving too fast or that I'm supposed to wear a seat-belt (Couldn't resist)

All right, step out of the forum!

Sentry18 · Apr 8, 2020

Sentry18 · Apr 8, 2020

phideaux · Apr 9, 2020

Jim

phideaux · Apr 9, 2020

Jim

backlash · Apr 9, 2020

zoomzoom said:
Pastor at a local church was an avid golfer. The weather had been terrible for a month, rain, lightning, high winds. He sees on the latest weather report that on Sunday, the weather will be beautiful. He knows he should be at church to lead his flock but cannot help himself, so he calls his assistant Pastor on Saturday night and tells him that he has become very ill and will not be able to lead the service the next morning.

Sunday morning he leaves very early and drives to a golf course so far from his town that no one from his parish will ever know he was there.

First tee, par 5 he crushes a good drive straight down the fairway. Just as the ball takes it's first bounce a big blast of wind comes up and carries the ball - three big bounces later the ball is on the green and rolls into the cup - a hole in one Double Eagle!

Saint Peter looks over at God and asks "Why did You do that - you just gave him the best thing that can happen while golfing?"

God smiles and chuckles, "Yes, but think about it. Who is he going to tell?"

Something happened to me. I cut school and went fishing and caught more than I ever had before. The guy I went with, an older friend of my dad, came over to the house and was bragging to my dad about how good the fishing was and I had to just sit there and keep my mouth shut.