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We both have that trouble with that around here.
There ya go...
Jim
Paper towels do not break down like toilet paper does. It might or might not flush okay but will just stay in your septic tank and not break down but just sink to the bottom. Emergency use only!
You stopped at dark? We would go till 1 or 2 am if there was no dew.Indeed! If one of us brothers would pass out, another brother would pour water on them.
(fortunately this was before heat-stroke was invented)
I do remember my mom recruiting guys from the high-school football team.
She promised the coach they would get a workout, and get paid.
They were awesome hunks and worked great... for about an hour.
Their faces were bright red and they were huffing "I need a break!!!"
We'll take a break at lunch.
Obviously they had never burned 3,000 calories in 4 hours.
The ones that made it, mom fed them lunch with us. They swore it was the best food they had ever eaten and talked about it for months. An hour break so nobody gets cramps and back to slinging 50# bales until dark. Ah, good times. <NOT!>
Sorry I got off topic. I'll find some funny stuff.
Love the horns...I want one..
Jim
Jim
YES !! YES!!
Jim
Jim
Big sigh...Don't you sass me, followed by "The Look".
Smack up side the head. No words ever spoken
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Every woman relative would not hesitate to give a boy a head slap if he needed one. Sometime they would ALL head slap you if the misbehavior was bad enough, like cussing.
I can't recall a single woman in my childhood that didn't head slap me more than once. It was usually warranted.
I drew the line at female younger cousins that weren't married.
I can't recall a single woman in my childhood that didn't head slap me more than once. It was usually warranted.
I drew the line at female younger cousins that weren't married.
Jim
