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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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Amish Heart

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Neighbor

Aug 9, 2020

#9,901

Yes, it was

phideaux

Old fashioned

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Aug 9, 2020

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Jim

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Old fashioned

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Jim

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Old fashioned

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Jim

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Bacpacker

In Remembrance, Jan 3, 2025

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Neighbor

Aug 9, 2020

#9,908

Mr.Meer said:
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And he proceeded to cook and eat the pigeon

dademoss

Awesome Friend

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Neighbor

Aug 9, 2020

#9,909

Bacpacker

In Remembrance, Jan 3, 2025

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Neighbor

Aug 9, 2020

#9,911

Wonder if his teacher bought that back in school. "But my dag ate my homework"

backlash

Awesome Friend

Neighbor

Aug 9, 2020

#9,916

Mr.Meer said:
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I do the same thing. A habit I guess.

Caribou

Time traveler

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Neighbor

Aug 9, 2020

#9,919

My stomach is flat. The "L" is just silent.

LadyLocust

Awesome Friend

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Aug 9, 2020

#9,922

Bacpacker said:
Wonder if his teacher bought that back in school. "But my dag ate my homework"

I worked at an investment firm. One day a fella came in with a blank scared look on his face. His dog ate his tax forms. He asked if there was anyway to replace them. I printed out a copy as I teased him about his dog eating his homework. He was much relieved and able to laugh.