Jokes and Humor

[Haertig]

Straighten a paperclip, hold it with something insulating. Heat the end in a flame until glowing (this also sterilizes the paper clip to help prevent potential infection - the risk is low anyway). Press into fingernail. You will reflexively pull your thumb back with the slightest sensation of heat when the nail punctures, without further injury or pain like you might have with a drill. You get just a brief pinprick of heat, like you would from a hot casing hitting you after being ejected from your handgun.

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

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[Sparky_D]

 

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[Bacpacker]

Maybe not. But I bet Aunt Bee would be spinnin around the paino seat belting out a tune at the top of her lungs.

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[dademoss]

 

[kd4ulw]

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How do I find a rodent like that?

 

[Amish Heart]

Call 867-5309
It's Terri's number, too.

 

[LadyLocust]

Call 867-5309
It's Terri's number, too.

Didn’t you have one in your house minus the tacos?

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Amish Heart]

LL, Oh Yeah, We Did! The squirrel from you know where. Came in under the sunken tub in the master bath. Husband scared it into his mancave. It ate our levolor wooden blinds in that room and made a mess. Ignored the live trap. Never brought us a single taco.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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From the movie Secondhand Lions.