I was at a dinner in China, the Chinese host was being very gracious, but that white wine was taking it’s toll. Then he said, “You Americans are very religious?”
”What?”, I questioned?
He responded, “ You Americans must be very religious, it even says IN GOD WE TRUST on your money.”
“Oh, that”, I replied, “ Yes, IN GOD WE TRUST, but all others PAY CASH”