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I had a big barrel racing horse that was like a 5yrold kid when he came to a sandbed or a big mud puddle. At the slightest reason he'd drop his butt to the ground and go sliding through it from a full gallop.

He dropped hard... felt like it drove my hips up my spine, it hurt! I learned never to give him a reason to slide.... unless I was in the mood to go sliding through a mud puddle with him and had my weight on my knees.

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I had a big barrel racing horse that was like a 5yrold kid when he came to a sandbed or a big mud puddle. At the slightest reason he'd drop his butt to the ground and go sliding through it from a full gallop.

He dropped hard... felt like it drove my hips up my spine, it hurt! I learned never to give him a reason to slide.... unless I was in the mood to go sliding through a mud puddle with him and had my weight on my knees.

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I know the feeling, started riding as a kid and experienced all kinds of reactions on horses. 👍
 
Calm yourself!!! They were out of Dirty Rice!

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I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Someone who shed their leopard skin leotards, to use the toilet, while eating fried chicken, threatening a surprised household pet, who just happened to have a camera in their hand to document the event???
 
I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Someone who shed their leopard skin leotards, ???

Obviously not a southerner... Being a southerner the first thing I noticed was the fried chicken from Popeye's. And second... the wasted trip. If you go to Popeye's for fried chicken you have to get the Dirty Rice! The person who bought the chicken just lost their southern membership card. They ordered fries... sad. :rolleyes:
 
Calm yourself!!! They were out of Dirty Rice!
Did you miss that part? ;)

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Someone who shed their leopard skin leotards, to use the toilet, while eating fried chicken, threatening a surprised household pet, who just happened to have a camera in their hand to document the event???
I agree, the entire picture is just wrong.
 

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