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Start date Nov 25, 2017

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Neb

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Nov 16, 2020

#12,271

Real passages I have read in instruction...

Chandelier instructions:

"Screw the nipple into the hickey"

Pager instructions:

"Don't eat battery door"

Ben

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Nov 16, 2020

#12,272

I saw one that said instructions induded.
I must say I was sceptical about the accuracy.

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Peanut

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Peanut

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phideaux

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Nov 16, 2020

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Jim

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#12,290

Jim

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#12,291

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Nov 17, 2020

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dademoss

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Nov 17, 2020

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Neb

Jack of all trades master of some

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Nov 17, 2020

#12,294

Is it just me?

Ben q

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Nov 17, 2020

#12,295

Jim

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Jim

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#12,297

Peanut said:
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Seems like some miss it,
https://slate.com/news-and-politics...ing-off-the-head-is-the-better-way-to-go.html,

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Nov 17, 2020

#12,298

Neb said:
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Is it just me?

Ben q

Ahhh... Don't shame Elsa Lanchester that way... We had a test bed catscan at the factory that we named Elsa! It had parts and components from 3 evolutions of the systems we built, spanning 10 years, a real Frankenstein. So we named "her" Elsa, even had a photo of Elsa Lanchester taped to the machine.