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Mr.Meer

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Meerkat

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zoomzoom said:

Tell me bout it! It won't make you popular except maybe people liking to hate you. Free speech isn't free.

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Mr.Meer said:
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Yea and some men need to be pinned up in the sheets afterwards. My friend used a sewing needle well I sin't that good with sewing, but I can do safey pins and broomsticks. SOS 'RIP' [no I didn't kill him] can certify that.

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Mr.Meer

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phideaux

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Quantum

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To Phideaux. This is you!
Too Cool!

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tg

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rusty

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GrannyG

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Have you noticed that there are no chickens in any Nativity scene?

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GrannyG said:
Have you noticed that there are no chickens in any Nativity scene?

Add chickens to the Ntivity scene? That would be fowl.

No cats either. They are everywhere in Jerusalem.

Ben

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