The entire damn state
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The entire damn state
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You got that right. Hippys aka Boomers ruined the major cities once they got into our colleges. Not all hippies of course but in that group were some communist. Most of the youth pretended to be hippy but they were fake.Majority went on in life and grew up into hard working Americans .
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For those uncorrupted folks just concentrate on the yellow.
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Watch it kid! I'm old enough to dust you... just by walking by. 
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This was the first year we didn't spend the holidays in Hawaii because of Covid. Normally, we don't spend the holidays in Hawaii because we can't afford it!
A Rabbi and a Catholic priest meet and sit together on a bus.
After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi says: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
After a bit, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The Rabbi responds: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.
The Priest then asks: "Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the Rabbi quickly looks away, then faces his newly-met companion and replies: “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
A while later, the Rabbi speaks up and asks the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The Priest replies: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asks him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The Priest frowns, but replies: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The Rabbi nods understandingly and remains silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi says: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
