Jokes and Humor

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Jim

 

[Peanut]

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I knew 7 of them off the bat. Bill Nye the Science Guy had me stumped for a couple minutes. I've never watched his show, after my time. I still don't know who the young guy/bottom left is.

 

[angie_nrs]

I knew 7 of them off the bat. Bill Nye the Science Guy had me stumped for a couple minutes. I've never watched his show, after my time. I still don't know who the young guy/bottom left is.

I think it might be Bill Hader. He was on SNL for a while and has been on a few comedies.

 

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[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Just exactly how stupid can you be ?

Jim

 

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A bit crude but...

Two blonde girls walk into a department store.

They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it,

"That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"

Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"

"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.

"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help.

"Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French."

Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks,

"That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?"

 

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[SheepDog]

That is my phone!
Well mine has buttons instead of a dial but it is still tied to the wall.

 

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[Sparky_D]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

A service call, guy said his catscan wouldn't boot up. On the phone I could hear the environmental alarms going off in the background. He said the air conditioning wasn't working but it wasn't that hot in the room.

The CT was a mobile unit in a xfer truck trailer behind a hospital in Palmdale CA. A large tin can in the Mohave desert in summer... but he wants to know why it doesn't work. (the system had temperature interlocks on the power supplies)... Duh!

Yet he was angry with me!

 

[GrannyG]

 

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A service call, guy said his catscan wouldn't boot up. On the phone I could hear the environmental alarms going off in the background. He said the air conditioning wasn't working but it wasn't that hot in the room.

The CT was a mobile unit in a xfer truck trailer behind a hospital in Palmdale CA. A large tin can in the Mohave desert in summer... but he wants to know why it doesn't work. (the system had temperature interlocks on the power supplies)... Duh!

Yet he was angry with me!

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I had the opposite problem.
Got a service call to Eau Claire, Wi. Mobile CT would not power on.
I got there and it was -25° F.
They had a space heater but forgot to turn it on. The temp inside the trailer was almost as cold as outside.
That machine had constant issues and the owner asked what we could do to make it run better. I said move it South. He sent it to San Juan PR about a year later.

 

[bkt]

Just exactly how stupid can you be ?

You've seen the clowns in Congress, right? A whole lot of very stupid people elected those clowns. As far as we know, that's about a stupid as you can be.