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SMILE OF THE DAY
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate and ate. Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away. She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As she looked around wondering what to do, she spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. She climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once she got airborne, she would be able to take flight. Unfortunately she was wrong and she dropped like a rock, and smashed when she hit the floor. Dead!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
Never fly off the handle when you are full of it...
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate and ate. Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away. She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As she looked around wondering what to do, she spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. She climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once she got airborne, she would be able to take flight. Unfortunately she was wrong and she dropped like a rock, and smashed when she hit the floor. Dead!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
Never fly off the handle when you are full of it...
Jim
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60 cotton picking seconds!
...I'm sure.
Jim
I new Kentucky sold jelly but I haven't heard of enginuity. I do hear there is a bit of ingenuity concentrated there. 
That looks like the bathroom at my college dorm. Except our toilets were closer together. And there were no doors or dividers (that made it easier to play chess with the bloke sitting next to you). And instead of looking across the room at sinks, you looked across at people's butts while they were taking their showers. We did have toilet paper though, which is a step up from the bathroom in this picture. I about fainted when I walked in there the first time as a freshman, but got used to it by the fourth year. I became a chess master!
Jim
In Korea, the Army brought in a semitrailer toilet for us to use at the liberty ship landing. There was a door at each end but no signs so I wasn't sure which was men's and which was women's. I saw a group of Korean women go in 1 door so I figured the other side was men's. Nope, just one long room with urinals on one side and commodes on the other. No partitions anywhere.
The women didn't seem to care but I really could have done without all their giggling.
The women didn't seem to care but I really could have done without all their giggling.
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According to whos picking the cotton.
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