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So what struck me as funny about this is that English is neither hard nor soft to learn, but is difficult or easy
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There seem to be a lot of people that don't like their job. You can tell by their flat demeanor, short, curt responses, and general grouchiness.
True story:
Today I went into the hospital from some routine labwork. Every few years my doc asks me to go in to get some blood drawn and an EKG, just to make sure everything is going OK I guess. So today I had both done. First the blood work. Nothing wrong with the lady that helped me, but she was just not having a fun day it looked like. Then on to the EKG.
The lady there seemed tired, looked at my chest, sighed, and said: "Looks like I'm going to need to shave. I'll be right back."
To which I replied, "Don't shave on my account, you look perfectly fine to me."
It took her a minute, but then she did laugh a little going out the door to get the razor.
True story:
Today I went into the hospital from some routine labwork. Every few years my doc asks me to go in to get some blood drawn and an EKG, just to make sure everything is going OK I guess. So today I had both done. First the blood work. Nothing wrong with the lady that helped me, but she was just not having a fun day it looked like. Then on to the EKG.
The lady there seemed tired, looked at my chest, sighed, and said: "Looks like I'm going to need to shave. I'll be right back."
To which I replied, "Don't shave on my account, you look perfectly fine to me."
It took her a minute, but then she did laugh a little going out the door to get the razor.
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The competition to but the biggest victim had been around for quite a while. I remember sitting around with friends who took turns complaining how much work sucked and how miserable they were. All the time not doing anything to improve their condition.
On the rare occasion I would suggest going to school or study to improve their situation. Not well received. "It doesn't work that way Ben. You have just been lucky." With one exception they drifted away from me or died.
I believe God made us to see what we could accomplish and have fun in the process.
Nuff said
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When I had afib, they did a Cardioversion & ablation, in which they stuck needles in my femoral artery, after shaving my Groins. They stuck the needle though the wall in my heart from right to left & froze my heart with liquid nitrogen. I was asleep Thank God, so they may have get played cards & collected insurance, but my lungs hurt for a few days & I was better after that, soooooo must have worked.
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