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Little Jimmy was walking to school one day and found a piece of paper on the sidewalk.
He bent over to pick up the paper and it had one word written on it, and that word was Samurai.
Little Jimmy didn't know what that word meant, so he figured he would ask his teacher what it meant when he got to school.
So, off little Jimmy went as he was before.
Once little Jimmy arrived at school, he hurried his way to his class and before he sat down, he said, "Teacher, I have a question." To which the teacher replied, "What?" He looked at her and told her what he had seen.
"I was coming into class today and I saw a word on some paper and I want to know what it means.
"Well, what was it?", The teacher asked,
"The word was Samurai.
"SAMURAI!!!", The teacher exclaimed, "Why you head to the principal right now young man!"
Well, little Jimmy didn't know what he had done wrong.
All he did was recite the word he saw.
But, though he didn't know why he walked straight to the principal's office.
As he sat in the chair the principal looked at him and said, "Well Jimmy, what happened? You are usually a great student."
Little Jimmy looked up at him and told him what had happened.
"Hmm, I see... and what was that word again?"
"The word was S-Samurai.", Little Jimmy replied.
"I'm calling your parents right now mister! You're expelled!"
Little Jimmy was even more confused now... what had he done?
What on earth could that word mean to cause this much grief and trouble?
As he was wondering what he did he saw his mother pull up in her car and she beckoned him to it.
"Well... I heard you got expelled, Jimmy."
"..."
"This isn't something that happens much, if at all, what happened?", She inquired.
"It all started this morning when I came across a piece of paper on the walk to school that had a word on it. Once I arrived at school I asked the teacher what it meant. She got all mad and sent me to the principal.", He stated, "Then when I met the principal and told him the word, he got all mad too!"
Little Jimmy seemed to be quite distraught at this point.
"Jimmy, what was the word?", Asked his mother.
"I-I'm afraid you'll get mad...", said the frightened Jimmy.
"I won't get mad.", Even his mother saw his terror.
"Well... The word on the paper was Samurai."
His mother hit the brakes on the car.
"You see what your father thinks of that when we get home!", She exclaimed in a loud voice. "I don't ever want to hear that come out of your mouth again!"
Little Jimmy just didn't know what to do.
What did that word mean?
It was like it was taunting him, and while it was he seemed to get in trouble for it!
So, once he got home his mother told him to go to his room and wait for his father to come home...
He waited and waited for what seemed like hours until he heard the front door open and his father's unmistakable footsteps on the first floor.
Little Jimmy heard his mother and father speaking... and then he heard footsteps coming up the stairs.
Closer... Closer... Closer... Until finally, the door to his room opened.
"Jimmy?", His father requested.
"Yes, Father?", Little Jimmy replied
"I hear you got in trouble today with quite the amount of people, son. Not something that we expected from you."
"It seems that way... all I asked was a question!", Little Jimmy exclaimed.
"Well, I want to hear your side of the story, Jimmy."
"Okay." Little Jimmy replied. "I was walking to school today and I found a piece of paper that had a word I didn't know on it. So once I got to class I decided to ask the teacher what the word meant... once I told her, she said I needed to go to the principal! When I got to the principal I told him the word and then he expelled me! After mother picked me up from school she asked me what it was and she got angry too! I just want to know what the word is!"
"Huh, and what was the word that has caused all this trouble?", His father asked.
"S-S-Samurai."
"Get out of my house right now boy.", His father yelled, "Get out!"
So little Jimmy packed up his things very quickly and started leaving the house.
He wondered where it all went wrong, what Samurai meant, why it was bad...
He could hear his father yelling at him as he left, "Go on now, get!", He yelled. "I don't ever want to see your face near this house again!"
As little Jimmy was walking down the sidewalk, he turned and started walking in the street when............
BAM!!!!
Little Jimmy was hit by a bus.
...
Moral of the story?
Look both ways before crossing the street.
He bent over to pick up the paper and it had one word written on it, and that word was Samurai.
Little Jimmy didn't know what that word meant, so he figured he would ask his teacher what it meant when he got to school.
So, off little Jimmy went as he was before.
Once little Jimmy arrived at school, he hurried his way to his class and before he sat down, he said, "Teacher, I have a question." To which the teacher replied, "What?" He looked at her and told her what he had seen.
"I was coming into class today and I saw a word on some paper and I want to know what it means.
"Well, what was it?", The teacher asked,
"The word was Samurai.
"SAMURAI!!!", The teacher exclaimed, "Why you head to the principal right now young man!"
Well, little Jimmy didn't know what he had done wrong.
All he did was recite the word he saw.
But, though he didn't know why he walked straight to the principal's office.
As he sat in the chair the principal looked at him and said, "Well Jimmy, what happened? You are usually a great student."
Little Jimmy looked up at him and told him what had happened.
"Hmm, I see... and what was that word again?"
"The word was S-Samurai.", Little Jimmy replied.
"I'm calling your parents right now mister! You're expelled!"
Little Jimmy was even more confused now... what had he done?
What on earth could that word mean to cause this much grief and trouble?
As he was wondering what he did he saw his mother pull up in her car and she beckoned him to it.
"Well... I heard you got expelled, Jimmy."
"..."
"This isn't something that happens much, if at all, what happened?", She inquired.
"It all started this morning when I came across a piece of paper on the walk to school that had a word on it. Once I arrived at school I asked the teacher what it meant. She got all mad and sent me to the principal.", He stated, "Then when I met the principal and told him the word, he got all mad too!"
Little Jimmy seemed to be quite distraught at this point.
"Jimmy, what was the word?", Asked his mother.
"I-I'm afraid you'll get mad...", said the frightened Jimmy.
"I won't get mad.", Even his mother saw his terror.
"Well... The word on the paper was Samurai."
His mother hit the brakes on the car.
"You see what your father thinks of that when we get home!", She exclaimed in a loud voice. "I don't ever want to hear that come out of your mouth again!"
Little Jimmy just didn't know what to do.
What did that word mean?
It was like it was taunting him, and while it was he seemed to get in trouble for it!
So, once he got home his mother told him to go to his room and wait for his father to come home...
He waited and waited for what seemed like hours until he heard the front door open and his father's unmistakable footsteps on the first floor.
Little Jimmy heard his mother and father speaking... and then he heard footsteps coming up the stairs.
Closer... Closer... Closer... Until finally, the door to his room opened.
"Jimmy?", His father requested.
"Yes, Father?", Little Jimmy replied
"I hear you got in trouble today with quite the amount of people, son. Not something that we expected from you."
"It seems that way... all I asked was a question!", Little Jimmy exclaimed.
"Well, I want to hear your side of the story, Jimmy."
"Okay." Little Jimmy replied. "I was walking to school today and I found a piece of paper that had a word I didn't know on it. So once I got to class I decided to ask the teacher what the word meant... once I told her, she said I needed to go to the principal! When I got to the principal I told him the word and then he expelled me! After mother picked me up from school she asked me what it was and she got angry too! I just want to know what the word is!"
"Huh, and what was the word that has caused all this trouble?", His father asked.
"S-S-Samurai."
"Get out of my house right now boy.", His father yelled, "Get out!"
So little Jimmy packed up his things very quickly and started leaving the house.
He wondered where it all went wrong, what Samurai meant, why it was bad...
He could hear his father yelling at him as he left, "Go on now, get!", He yelled. "I don't ever want to see your face near this house again!"
As little Jimmy was walking down the sidewalk, he turned and started walking in the street when............
BAM!!!!
Little Jimmy was hit by a bus.
...
Moral of the story?
Look both ways before crossing the street.
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