Jokes and Humor

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[Peanut]

I luv signs... one of my favorite things in life. On a long trip I'll sometimes pull off the interstate just to drive through a small town and read the signs.

This was from last year where my dad was in the hospital... The 2nd at the VA hospital in Birmingham.

 

[UrbanHunter]

Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?

I think I will move out west and buy me one of them there solar farms, never seen one but I would like to try my luck at growing them there SOLARS. While I'm at it I think I would buy a dozen head of those organic Chocolate Milk Cows, don't know which breed. I hear that them Hershey's are good but others swear by Nestle's, maybe some of them European Chocolate COWS?

 

[Pearl]

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We all know they HAVE to put these signs up or somebody is going to do the wrong thing! Or at least try!

 

[Pearl]

Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?

I think I will move out west and buy me one of them there solar farms, never seen one but I would like to try my luck at growing them there SOLARS. While I'm at it I think I would buy a dozen head of those organic Chocolate Milk Cows, don't know which breed. I hear that them Hershey's are good but others swear by Nestle's, maybe some of them European Chocolate COWS?

Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?

I think I will move out west and buy me one of them there solar farms, never seen one but I would like to try my luck at growing them there SOLARS. While I'm at it I think I would buy a dozen head of those organic Chocolate Milk Cows, don't know which breed. I hear that them Hershey's are good but others swear by Nestle's, maybe some of them European Chocolate COWS?

You have to buy cows that don't give off harmful gas remember!

 

[UrbanHunter]

You have to buy cows that don't give off harmful gas remember!

Doos they make electric COWS?

 

[joel]

Not a true joke, but I was thinking as I worked in the garden this evening. If I won the lottery.... what would I do?

I would buy a new pair of leather glove & some more garden bed liners.

 

[Cascadian]

And finally buy some luxury items like safety gear. I have always thought I should have some solar flares in case I break down.

 

[Pearl]

Doos they make electric COWS?

By 2030 ALL cows must be electric!

 

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[Haertig]

And finally buy some luxery items like safety gear. I have always thought I should have some solar flares in case I break down.

The sun is entering the more active part of it's 11 year cycle, so there should be more solar flares for you to choose from.

 

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I think that's the first time I ever heard safety gear referred to as a luxury item.

 

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