Jokes and Humor

[angie_nrs]

 

[Caribou]

 

[DrJenner]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Caribou]

 

[Pearl]

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Liking them BIG BUTTS!

 

[backlash]

I do not understand the attraction to huge butts.

 

[Bacpacker]

Me neither.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Caribou]

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True story. I bought a suit once and the credit card people called me to warn me that my card was being used fraudulently.

 

[Haertig]

My son got a solicitation for a credit card once, due to his "outstanding credit rating".

He was 3 months old at the time.

We said "no".

 

[LadyLocust]

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I had to share that with Hubby - we were both laughing.

 

[jazzy]

 

[Morgan101]

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One of my old neighbors says that about her grandson. "We never worry about him being kidnapped. After an hour they would bring him back."

 

[Amish Heart]

Nothing worse than big butts in yoga pants
Why?
It does not make their butt look smaller

 

[Morgan101]

Nothing worse than big butts in yoga pants
Why?
It does not make their butt look smaller

So so true, Amish Heart. I gotta believe at some point in time that is why the Hawaiians invented the moo moo.

 

[Haertig]

Nothing worse than big butts in yoga pants

Those poor yoga pants. They look like someone stretched a condom over a basketball. If the seams ever let loose, someone innocently walking behind could be seriously injured.

 

[Pearl]

I do not understand the attraction to huge butts.

I work hard to work my a$$ off, then there are the Kim Kardashians who have their's enlarged! That's truly being assinine to me!

 

[Peanut]

There is a deformed lady on tv commercials with a giant butt. I have no idea who she is but I keep seeing the commercial. I wonder how she walks upright.

Extra junk in your trunk is one thing. A studio apartment added to your garage is another... Don't try to show it to people who aren't interested.

WM in summer reminds me of the fbi show on tv. "Criminal Behinds"

 

[Cascadian]

If you have to haul a$$ it shouldn't take two trips.

 

[LadyLocust]

Not normal

 

[joel]

I believe that we have bigger men & women, because we are the land of plenty.
We eat more & work less than many nations.
It is said that if you took all the money that is spend in USA, for pet food; you could abolish world hunger.

 

[Haertig]

Not normal
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Did she just fart while wearing latex pants?

 

[Amish Heart]

Oh gross.

 

[The Lazy L]

…It is said that if you took all the money that is spend in USA, for pet food; you could abolish world hunger.

It is all so said that if the Federal Government would confiscate all of the billionaires money, they could fund the U.S. for less then a day.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]