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That's him?! my gods he's changed!
It's that time of year again - when the infallible prophets at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2022 be better than this year? You decide!
Here is a definitive list of things that will happen in 2022:
January 1 - USPS will deliver your Christmas package
January 6 - Second insurrection attempt canceled
January 20 - Pfizer unveils booster shots 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8
January 21 - Men break every record ever held by women
January 22 - Harvard gender studies professor discovers five new pronouns
January 23 - The Babylon Bee discovers a 3rd conservative joke
January 25 - Obama releases another memoir
January 27 - Mark Zuckerberg finally learns how to smile with his eyes
February 1 - WHO runs out of Greek letters for variants and starts naming them after the Muppets
February 2 - Jan 6th committee finally catches your Grandma
February 26 - China officially annexes United States
March 1 - Bill Clinton plants the flag on brand new Epstein Island
March 3 - Space Force training exercise accidentally blows up Mars
March 10 - Obama releases yet another new memoir
March 25 - Meat is outlawed, replaced with delicious bugs instead
April 1 - AOC red-pilled after reading an economics book
April 19 - Man dressed as woman hailed as first woman to not complain about being cold
May 5 - Hollywood studio announces all-female reboot of Ghostbusters: Afterlife
May 10 - Firefly renewed for 12 new seasons. Unfortunately, it's written by the writers of the 2nd season of Ted Lasso
June 6 - AOC tweets something dumb
August 15 - The only child to be named "Brandon" for the entire year is born
September 5 - Jen Psaki becomes Ben Psaki
October 8 - Obama releases new memoir
October 11 - Ted Cruz finally gets to spend a week in Cancun
November 17 - Republicans bravely squander control of Congress
December 10th - You still can't get your hands on a PS5
December 25 - Christmas will occur on this day
December 27 - Obama releases new memoir
December 30 - Ghislaine Maxwell's black book leaked, will be released in January
December 31 - Jesus returns
Here is a definitive list of things that will happen in 2022:
January 1 - USPS will deliver your Christmas package
January 6 - Second insurrection attempt canceled
January 20 - Pfizer unveils booster shots 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8
January 21 - Men break every record ever held by women
January 22 - Harvard gender studies professor discovers five new pronouns
January 23 - The Babylon Bee discovers a 3rd conservative joke
January 25 - Obama releases another memoir
January 27 - Mark Zuckerberg finally learns how to smile with his eyes
February 1 - WHO runs out of Greek letters for variants and starts naming them after the Muppets
February 2 - Jan 6th committee finally catches your Grandma
February 26 - China officially annexes United States
March 1 - Bill Clinton plants the flag on brand new Epstein Island
March 3 - Space Force training exercise accidentally blows up Mars
March 10 - Obama releases yet another new memoir
March 25 - Meat is outlawed, replaced with delicious bugs instead
April 1 - AOC red-pilled after reading an economics book
April 19 - Man dressed as woman hailed as first woman to not complain about being cold
May 5 - Hollywood studio announces all-female reboot of Ghostbusters: Afterlife
May 10 - Firefly renewed for 12 new seasons. Unfortunately, it's written by the writers of the 2nd season of Ted Lasso
June 6 - AOC tweets something dumb
August 15 - The only child to be named "Brandon" for the entire year is born
September 5 - Jen Psaki becomes Ben Psaki
October 8 - Obama releases new memoir
October 11 - Ted Cruz finally gets to spend a week in Cancun
November 17 - Republicans bravely squander control of Congress
December 10th - You still can't get your hands on a PS5
December 25 - Christmas will occur on this day
December 27 - Obama releases new memoir
December 30 - Ghislaine Maxwell's black book leaked, will be released in January
December 31 - Jesus returns
He changed after he "Lost on Jeopardy", lol!
That is SO funny, I can't stop laughing!!! Thanks for posting it bkt!!It's that time of year again - when the infallible prophets at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2022 be better than this year? You decide!
Here is a definitive list of things that will happen in 2022:
January 1 - USPS will deliver your Christmas package
January 6 - Second insurrection attempt canceled
January 20 - Pfizer unveils booster shots 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8
January 21 - Men break every record ever held by women
January 22 - Harvard gender studies professor discovers five new pronouns
January 23 - The Babylon Bee discovers a 3rd conservative joke
January 25 - Obama releases another memoir
January 27 - Mark Zuckerberg finally learns how to smile with his eyes
February 1 - WHO runs out of Greek letters for variants and starts naming them after the Muppets
February 2 - Jan 6th committee finally catches your Grandma
February 26 - China officially annexes United States
March 1 - Bill Clinton plants the flag on brand new Epstein Island
March 3 - Space Force training exercise accidentally blows up Mars
March 10 - Obama releases yet another new memoir
March 25 - Meat is outlawed, replaced with delicious bugs instead
April 1 - AOC red-pilled after reading an economics book
April 19 - Man dressed as woman hailed as first woman to not complain about being cold
May 5 - Hollywood studio announces all-female reboot of Ghostbusters: Afterlife
May 10 - Firefly renewed for 12 new seasons. Unfortunately, it's written by the writers of the 2nd season of Ted Lasso
June 6 - AOC tweets something dumb
August 15 - The only child to be named "Brandon" for the entire year is born
September 5 - Jen Psaki becomes Ben Psaki
October 8 - Obama releases new memoir
October 11 - Ted Cruz finally gets to spend a week in Cancun
November 17 - Republicans bravely squander control of Congress
December 10th - You still can't get your hands on a PS5
December 25 - Christmas will occur on this day
December 27 - Obama releases new memoir
December 30 - Ghislaine Maxwell's black book leaked, will be released in January
December 31 - Jesus returns
That is so totally my MIL who has ADD and OCD I had to laugh.
She will continuously start doing more things and finish nothing.
She requires 'supervision' to keep her on track.
She also likes putting things "away".
Thought you knew where the Tylenol was? It's been there for 2 years...
Good luck finding it now!
This is hilarious, but it would be funny/interesting if someone stuck a nose cone and a tail wing on a newer Charger. With a 3D printer it shouldn't be too hard to mock one up. Ok, OK, I will be quiet now.
PS: it should read 5/16" and 8mm, the 8mm is only 0.003" larger than the 5/16". OK, now I will be quiet.
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