Jokes and Humor
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Somebody let the smoke out of it
Mine looks like that now, but it's DVD's
No truer words ever spoken....
Jim
Jim
..This So Needs to be on a nice big fluffy oversized Hoodie... with a 'hidden' pocket for yer Derringer
jd
...and with that one, he finally gets a quarter.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mother, Ann, he said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mother, Joyce, he said, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Beth, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about, I'm running late and need to pick up Peter and Willie from school.”
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mother, Ann, he said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mother, Joyce, he said, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Beth, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about, I'm running late and need to pick up Peter and Willie from school.”
That will never work, you need twice the weight of oxygen in hydrogen. You need another 6 bottles of hydrogen (and a bigger bucket)
I almost put this in politics.
..a few gems from over yonder, Lol..
Laughter is (some of) the Best Medicine..
jd
Laughter is (some of) the Best Medicine..
jd
And a match.
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Jim
Touché, Sir Jim..
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Jim
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Jim
Jim, you appear to have described interactions with an intelligent woman. Your only hope is that she has your best interests at heart.
