Jokes and Humor

[Caribou]

An example of how the brains of some animals are hard wired.
The bull does not recognize anything below a certain height as an enemy worth attacking.
You now know what to do if confronted by a charging bull! [Yes, crawl on your stomach ]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Supervisor42]

An example of how the brains of some animals are hard wired.
The bull does not recognize anything below a certain height as an enemy worth attacking.
You now know what to do if confronted by a charging bull! [Yes, crawl on your stomach ]

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Looks like citizens avoiding the *** (bull horn pun) .

 

[Terri9630]

My son got a solicitation for a credit card once, due to his "outstanding credit rating".

He was 3 months old at the time.

We said "no".

My dog got an American Express. When I called them they said they couldn't talk to me, they would have to speak with "Diablo". I told him to speak and he barked until the lady hung up.

 

[DrPrepper]

https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-1863/Grounds-Maintenance/Standard-Trash-Picker-32Try this!

I have several of those around the house! They work really well- even picking up stray threads and pins when I am sewing!

 

[joel]

I have several of those around the house! They work really well- even picking up stray threads and pins when I am sewing!

WOW! I did not know that picker could pick up pins or is it you skill that does the trick.

 

[angie_nrs]

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I'm lovin' it????

 

[jazzy]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Morgan101]

https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-1863/Grounds-Maintenance/Standard-Trash-Picker-32Try this!

We have two. Got them when my wife broke her hip. Do you have one of these? They are helpful for getting out of the car (embarrassing to say).

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

That would get me cussing.

 

[kd4ulw]

We have two. Got them when my wife broke her hip. Do you have one of these? They are helpful for getting out of the car (embarrassing to say).

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For those who might not know what this is and how to use it.

 

[joel]

We have two. Got them when my wife broke her hip. Do you have one of these? They are helpful for getting out of the car (embarrassing to say).

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No, got a link? my wife may need one, I have a claw hammer & knife in my truck, son moved the anvil from the truck, into the conex for me, it was 150 pounds.

 

[DrPrepper]

WOW! I did not know that picker could pick up pins or is it you skill that does the trick.

No skill.... just a good, handy tool!

 

[Alaskajohn]

 

[Caribou]

For those who might not know what this is and how to use it.
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I like the seatbelt cutter feature.

 

[backlash]

I have a pickup tool. Good for us older folks. Now if I could just remember where I put it.
I got one of those assist handles for my brother but he won't use it. The one I bought came with a strap that you can loop around the open window frame to help. Never used that either.

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

This dude is either brave or very stupid.....albeit, funny.

 

[angie_nrs]