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Uranus is in space, but it isn't space. Chances are good that space is mostly tasteless.
But even if it's supposed to read 'spice', that leaves a lot of room.
But even if it's supposed to read 'spice', that leaves a lot of room.
@VThillman it’s printed correctly, co-worker had this and apparently there’s a lot of debate on what it is supposed to taste like.
Oh the things you miss out on when you don't drink soda.
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My wife was texting her sister about a 3 way. I was so conflicted. On one hand I don't find her sister attractive at all. On the other hand, never done a 3 way. Well as it turns out my conundrum was all for not apparently they were going to call the third sister.
Yeah I don't know what the hell is wrong with me either.
Yeah I don't know what the hell is wrong with me either.
Made you think!! Like would I? If it was actually going to happen, would I do it, could I do it? We may never know!!My wife was texting her sister about a 3 way. I was so conflicted. On one hand I don't find her sister attractive at all. On the other hand, never done a 3 way. Well as it turns out my conundrum was all for not apparently they were going to call the third sister.
Yeah I don't know what the hell is wrong with me either.
Jim
Nope. I meant 3/33/33. The humor was in seeing who didn't catch it.
In Cincinnati, any discussions of 3,4 or 5 ways concern your order at the chili placeMy wife was texting her sister about a 3 way. I was so conflicted. On one hand I don't find her sister attractive at all. On the other hand, never done a 3 way. Well as it turns out my conundrum was all for not apparently they were going to call the third sister.
Yeah I don't know what the hell is wrong with me either.
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We do this too!
Not a joke, but nice.
WE DO TOO!!
, A lot of people I know do that! Lol!
At my house, all we hear is "WE'RE HERE", as they're walking in.
Jim
Jim
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Unique Up On It.
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Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
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Polaroids
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A Stick
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Nacho Cheese.
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Subordinate Clauses.
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Quatro Cinco.
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Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
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A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, ****!
Bad Skydiver Goes ****! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, ****!
Bad Skydiver Goes ****! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Seems to be the story of my life
Yeah, let's do away with gas....
Jim
Jim
Jim
