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I once lived in a tiny town in upstate NY, it had 3 bars. On St. Paddys day the towns people used a shallow pan and filled it with green paint. Then using old sneakers made green foot prints from bar #1 to bar #2 to bar #3 and back to bar#1. This way no one would get lost during St. Paddys celebrations.
Too funny, the town was only 5 blocks long and 3 wide. How can anyone get lost?
A sniper with an air rifle could pin down main street! Small town!
Too funny, the town was only 5 blocks long and 3 wide. How can anyone get lost?
A sniper with an air rifle could pin down main street! Small town!
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In a small coastal town in Oregon all the bars got together on New Years Eve and got a guy to drive people from bar to bar in his motorhome so there would be less drunks on the road. The problem was all the bars would give the guy free drinks for doing that. He was falling down drunk by 8 PM and got lost in a town with 1 street that he had lived in all his life.I once lived in a tiny town in upstate NY, it had 3 bars. On St. Paddys day the towns people used a shallow pan and filled it with green paint. Then using old sneakers made green foot prints from bar #1 to bar #2 to bar #3 and back to bar#1. This way no one would get lost during St. Paddys celebrations.
Too funny, the town was only 5 blocks long and 3 wide. How can anyone get lost?
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You mean 3/33/3033?
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I was too sickened to go there
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I was too sickened to go there
it is kinda yucky but made me laugh!
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Could this be why I'm not fond of refried beans?
She's a Brick House! Or should it be "People who live in glass... errr.... can't hit a building shouldn't throw stones"
Nope. Took the day off.
