Jokes and Humor

[Sparky_D]

 

[Tacitus]

Ahahahahaha! How fast can you slap Chris Rock?

Slap in "Freedom Units." Love it.

(Although, secretly, I'm 100% in favor of metric.)

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

probably more truth in this than we know

 

[joel]

My Dad hated bologna.
He said they ate bologna 3 times a day when they drove from Oklahoma to Washington in the 40s.
If you've ever seen the movie The Grapes Of Wrath then you have seen my family history except they didn't go to California, thank God.
I really like good bologna but about all we have around here is Oscar Meyers.

I stopped eating bologna, as soon as I started buying groceries, I replaced it with Ham.
I also eat cream cheese now, never as a kid.
If I am at your house, & you service bologna, I will eat it, but that the only way.

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[SheepDog]

Yes, but it beats being single!

 

[Magus]

Me in 2024

 

[jazzy]

this made me laugh til i got tears in my eyes. its like 12 min.

rodney dangerfield on johnny carson

 

[SoJer]

jd

 

[Magus]

jd

Which one is the better half? both of them are hot!

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[joel]

Which one is the better half? both of them are hot!

Yes, but the sitting lady is the wife.
One they are sitting together
Two she is to close to be a stranger
Three the sitting man & woman are the same age & the standing woman is at least ten years younger.
This my friend, is how to survive a marriage.

 

[SheepDog]

The younger girl looks like she is his daughter because she looks a lot like his wife. I wonder where her husband is... she's wearing a ring.
Maybe they are sister wives...

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

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I need one of those for my beast .

Jim

 

[Double R]

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That’s my aunt in laws!

 

[SheepDog]

It is a good explanation why old ladies don't discuss politics.

 

[Magus]

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I need a cluster of them to hang outside my home, maybe glue a certain book in one's hand in a death grip.
You know who I mean, they wake you up at 6:00 AM to talk about their path or religion, whatever it is. I have a couple of
HILARIOUS stories about them, but its a family forum. between my brother and I , I believe they think Satan lives here! ROFL!

 

[dademoss]

Another rare photo of Jackalope cavorting in Texas.

 

[Sparky_D]

 

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