Jokes and Humor

[joel]

It is way tastier than the "McRib"

so is a brick

 

[joel]

Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons
Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Bacpacker]

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You learn not to do that a second time

 

[dademoss]

You learn not to do that a second time

Oh yeah, seems like the only way I learn is the hard way.

 

[Bacpacker]

Oh yeah, seems like the only way I learn is the hard way.

Same here

 

[VThillman]

Oh yeah, seems like the only way I learn is the hard way.

Pretty sure I have learned a lot of stuff - probably, cuz I made it to 84. Also pretty sure I have forgotten most of it, cuz there ain't much in there.

 

[backlash]

 

[Bacpacker]

Sounds very accurate

 

[dademoss]

Finally, Adulthood!! Notice I didn't mention maturity

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

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[Tim Horton]

Local Tragedy....

Early this morning, a man was speeding on a local provincial highway.. As a result he hit something.. He stopped to see what he hit to find out he has killed the Easter Bunny..

A woman stops to see what was the problem and the man explains what he has done.. She goes to her car, brings back a spray can and sprays the rabbit.. In a minute the rabbit gets up, waves, and hops away..


The man is surprised and reads on the can .....Full body hair restorer with permanent wave....

 

[dademoss]

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[jshay]

Police have just confirmed that a man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor night club was not a bouncer.

 

[jshay]

 

[jazzy]

My Mom said that I could become anything I wanted - So I became a problem.

 

[dademoss]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

 

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[Haertig]

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Have you ever seen an airplane use a turn signal? It must not be as simple as we think.

 

[Caribou]

I'm not really interested in music but some here are, and it is funny.