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I am SOOOOO thankful the 1995 Ford Taurus rental I had did NOT have GPS! Just sayin'!!
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i really want one of those signs
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So do I, but want tigers, they are harder to see.
46 bucks to fill up my Subaru.
[QUOTE="LadyLocust, post: 469687, member: 355"
He's a lefty, let him sleep. When he wakes, he will see the deer's track, and run him down.
He's a lefty, let him sleep. When he wakes, he will see the deer's track, and run him down.
$120 to fill up my truck
True story:
I'm shopping and minding my own business back about mid-covid outbreak when this "Karen-ish" brood sow and her snot nosed loin spawn pass me in the isle, I'm wearing my bio-hazard respirator
and sunglasses. the kid looks up at me and shrieks like a raped ape and huddles behind mommy and babbles something. "You scared my little Timmy!" She snarls at me. "You look like a monster in that thing!" I turn to the kid and lift my glasses and lower my breather and give him my best smile. the kid takes one look and pees himself with his eyes and mouth wide open! I put my get up back in place and say:
"There, NOW he's properly scared" and I drove off.
If you've never met me, and you haven't. I tend to scare the hell out of "normal civilized people" just being there. I'm just "WRONG" they say. I say good, I got nothing to say to those kind of jerks anyway.
I'm shopping and minding my own business back about mid-covid outbreak when this "Karen-ish" brood sow and her snot nosed loin spawn pass me in the isle, I'm wearing my bio-hazard respirator
and sunglasses. the kid looks up at me and shrieks like a raped ape and huddles behind mommy and babbles something. "You scared my little Timmy!" She snarls at me. "You look like a monster in that thing!" I turn to the kid and lift my glasses and lower my breather and give him my best smile. the kid takes one look and pees himself with his eyes and mouth wide open! I put my get up back in place and say:
"There, NOW he's properly scared" and I drove off.
If you've never met me, and you haven't. I tend to scare the hell out of "normal civilized people" just being there. I'm just "WRONG" they say. I say good, I got nothing to say to those kind of jerks anyway.
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Here hold my beer
Beat me to it! ROFL
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II had 18 miles left in my tank, when I filled up $74.01 for 18+ gallons.
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Sometimes I'm glad I'm a hermit.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/01/health/sweetened-coffee-death-risk-wellness/index.html
Everybody has the exact same death risk. 100%.
Everybody has the exact same death risk. 100%.
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To little too late.
I could do 2 out of 3.
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Constipated????
Too old to cut the mustard any more.
With my luck, I'd get a guy who looked like that. :/
That's the kind of luck I have.
I was traveling and went to a place a guy recommended to get my hair cut. Every stylist was smoking hot woman. I got the only gay guy in the place. Top it all off they charged me $65 and that was in 1985. I had words for the guy that told me to go there.
