Jokes and Humor

[Pearl]

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I DID THAT!!!!

 

[Pearl]

@Patchouli @Pearl @txcatlady Who else is down there? I know there are more here, but can't think of who.
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Come ride my bike!!

 

[dademoss]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[Woody]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[jshay]

I thought I had heaps of jokes about the unemployed but none of them really work.

 

[jshay]

 

[jshay]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

update

 

[Pearl]

update


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Yep, FALSE INFORMATION! I'm not going to make him a sandwich, making myself one!!

 

[Pearl]

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I don't like him, can't do the "like" button!!

 

[Haertig]

Amazon has a good sale price on a humongous air fryer. Might be handy if you want to air fry an elephant. The picture illustrates one of the pachyderms being roasted in there now.

 

[LadyLocust]

I don't like him, can't do the "like" button!!

I don't care for him either but thought the petting of the buffalo was good

 

[VThillman]

I don't care for him either but thought the petting of the buffalo was good

Never understood that impulse anyway. Large and undomesticated - nah.

 

[LadyLocust]

Never understood that impulse anyway. Large and undomesticated - nah.

You are obviously not from Calif. heehee.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[Magus]

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WHERE IS MY PELLET RIFLE!?

 

[Magus]

dont know if this funny as much as kinda creepy. woman driving car finds snake on windshield. very short video

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/pay-for-your-own-gas-snake/

And Snake says:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Magus]

Just for Pearl and Lady Locust:
I give you....tiger sniff!

 

[LadyLocust]

Just for Pearl and Lady Locust:
I give you....tiger sniff!View attachment 89901

 

[LadyLocust]

Just for Pearl and Lady Locust:
I give you....tiger sniff!View attachment 89901

Not sad @Magus I just think B1d3n is gross and what he would do.

 

[Magus]

Think of what the tiger is ABOUT to do, you'll smile I guarantee!

 

[jazzy]