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I ALWAYS napped! Only one in kindergarten that looked forward to nap time!!
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The first time I skipped school was in kinderkarden because I didn't want to nap after recess....seriously! I ran home during recess and told my Mom I didn't like naps. She took me back to school and I didn't get into any trouble. Times were different back in the 1950s. LOLI ALWAYS napped! Only one in kindergarten that looked forward to nap time!!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
Towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
Past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo ****—— It means someone stole the tent."
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I don't see her.
I'd buy that, but not if it's electric. It has to run on gas. Or dilithium crystals. Or maybe have a Mr. Fusion tucked away somewhere. And if we could work Tardis tech into it somehow so it's a 4600 square foot mansion on the inside, so much the better.
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My wife grabbed the Halloween candy, laid on the couch and said I am gonna lay here until I feel bad. I said what? She said I am going to lay here and eat candy until I feel about myself. That is about the funniest thing I heard all day. When I came back in she was taking a nap on the couch. I guess it worked. 
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