Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

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[Magpie]

While I was getting my tyres changed, I met an old man in the waiting area who was sitting laughing at himself. They asked for his key to change his tyres, and asked what car it was. He told them an Opel Corsa. They couldn't find it- then he remembered that was his OLD car, he was actually driving a Nissan now sounds like something I'd do now, not when I'm 80!

 

[Magus]

Anyone see, a subaru commercial I think? A happy dog family, blond labs. sometimes driving a car. One day they stopped at a hot dog stand. Just as they about ready to eat a family of dachshunds walking by see's them and gets offended. It was actually funny, well done commercial.

Well, it's that time of year...

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[Magus]

Back 20 years ago when I was an "Admin for hire" we had a special kind of troll called a "Zoomtard" Which is a jackball who uploaded hundreds of 5000x9000 PNG or BMP files and then hit "reply" a hundred times before he got redirected, effectively locking the site up with a thread that took hours to load. Technology and faster internet speeds have pretty much made him extinct, but NOW they've been replaced by a whole new species of internet moron!
https://www.theblaze.com/news/genz-genx-thumbs-up-emoji
Zoomers...it fits to a T!

 

[joel]

Back 20 years ago when I was an "Admin for hire" we had a special kind of troll called a "Zoomtard" Which is a jackball who uploaded hundreds of 5000x9000 PNG or BMP files and then hit "reply" a hundred times before he got redirected, effectively locking the site up with a thread that took hours to load. Technology and faster internet speeds have pretty much made him extinct, but NOW they've been replaced by a whole new species of internet moron!
https://www.theblaze.com/news/genz-genx-thumbs-up-emoji
Zoomers...it fits to a T!

You kids started this emoji thing, now live with it.

 

[rusty]

Some people could not pour piss out of a boot, if the instructions were on the bottom of the heel.

 

[rusty]

 

[Sparky_D]

Back 20 years ago when I was an "Admin for hire" we had a special kind of troll called a "Zoomtard" Which is a jackball who uploaded hundreds of 5000x9000 PNG or BMP files and then hit "reply" a hundred times before he got redirected, effectively locking the site up with a thread that took hours to load. Technology and faster internet speeds have pretty much made him extinct, but NOW they've been replaced by a whole new species of internet moron!
https://www.theblaze.com/news/genz-genx-thumbs-up-emoji
Zoomers...it fits to a T!

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

That is so rude and hostile.

But wait, it's yellowish green. Maybe it's . Magus, did you lock yourself in your safe room after that offensive response?

Enquiring blonde minds, need to know.

 

[Magus]

That is so rude and hostile.

But wait, it's yellowish green. Maybe it's . Magus, did you lock yourself in your safe room after that offensive response?

Enquiring blonde minds need to know.

Oh god yes! I had to wear my leather skirt and more makeup than Tammy Fae Baker and cut myself to let the hurt out I was so offended!

 

[LadyLocust]

 

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[joel]

Oh god yes! I had to wear my leather skirt and more makeup than Tammy Fae Baker and cut myself to let the hurt out I was so offended!

I need bleach to get that pic out of my mind.

 

[Magus]

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My kind of woman:
"Hon, I hear a noise, give me the riot gun and catch my back, we got this!"

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Sparky_D]

 

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[Pearl]

My kind of woman:
"Hon, I hear a noise, give me the riot gun and catch my back, we got this!"

I'd wake you up to dispose of the body when it was all said and done!!

 

[INresponse]

 

[Sparky_D]