Please be a rat, please be a rat! I need a million dollars!!!!
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I met him back in the 90's. I worked at a fancy horse barn near Dallas. There is a movie studio across the street and we often kept celebrity horses while they were in town. Walker Texas Ranger was being filmed at the time. Two little black horses were being unloaded one day and one was a bit rowdy and got loose. I got a hold of him and put a chain leadshank around his nose through his halter and gave it a few good jerks to straighten him out. And in walks Chuck! He was cool, said that horse was a double for the well behaved but uglier horse!! I got invited over to the studio to check out the filming one day
! Besides little horses, they had him stand on a step stool when he was on camera next to his truck to make him appear taller. Was a fun afternoon, he's a nice guy. There was also a nice bar/cafe at that studio I learned. Made for some fun lunch breaks for me and a couple of gals I worked with. We would walk over in our barn clothes and occasionally for a "fun" lunch.
Chuck & me
That's VERY contagious!!
Some more halloween toons
Coon swarm:
It's not that we weren't bright. We were raised to do what we were told, especially if it was a teacher doing the telling. We never questioned any teacher ESPECIALLY if it was a nun.
What we questioned even among ourselves, and one of these shorts shows it, was hiding under a desk when you were next to a wall of glass windows? We all knew we would be cut to ribbons if those windows blew in.
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I know two kids who did this routinely, until they got caught by my grandmother. One was my sister...
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Not meee that's for sure and for certain! No way!
Probably the same guy who discovered brussel sprouts.
Me again? *sigh*
Read the menu, you woke snowflake! Chickens do not come from trees!
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifesty...most-tears-eating-meat-based-burger-king-meal
Read the menu, you woke snowflake! Chickens do not come from trees!
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifesty...most-tears-eating-meat-based-burger-king-meal
My sympathyometer is not registering anything. Must be that woman is an idiot.
She's a vegan. So she opts to eat at BURGER KING?!
There should be BACON in there, not slimey mush!!
