Jokes and Humor

[GrannyG]

 

[The Lazy L]

 

[SheepDog]

That is a silly picture. He has all those guns in a wheel barrow but only one ammo can. Not only does he have to dig to get the right gun but then he has to rummage through the ammo can to get the right ammo. He is also so weighted down that he cannot move quickly.
The guy in the background has one small gun but no extra ammo. These two are the supply convoy for any real defenders they might run into.

 

[Caribou]

Yes, but he's got beer so he can stay hydrated. Works for me.

 

[Sparky_D]

That is a silly picture. He has all those guns in a wheel barrow but only one ammo can. Not only does he have to dig to get the right gun but then he has to rummage through the ammo can to get the right ammo. He is also so weighted down that he cannot move quickly.
The guy in the background has one small gun but no extra ammo. These two are the supply convoy for any real defenders they might run into.

Only one ammo can because they are all the same caliber...... 6mm plastic BB (Airsoft).

 

[JAC]

IF YOU MARRY A TEXAS GIRL

The first man married a woman from New York. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Cincinnati. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Texas. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 

[JAC]

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[VoorTrekker]

...Ladies......quick tip.....if you don't have gel, use the TP as an azz gasket by ripping 3 pieces to cover the U on the toilet seat to provide a small level of protection from the seat...

Only three sheets? What is this, Hollywood? I use as many sheets necessary to cover the entire seat and then DOUBLE it up. No chances taken here.
Hear about the guy who caught AIDS from a toilet seat?

Well....someone was already sitting on it.

 

[angie_nrs]

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Well, I saw spider man. What does that make me??? I'm soooooo confused! So, this is what it feels like to be a democrat.

Only three sheets? What is this, Hollywood? I use as many sheets necessary to cover the entire seat and then DOUBLE it up. No chances taken here.
Hear about the guy who caught AIDS from a toilet seat?

Well....someone was already sitting on it.

I said 3 pieces....not 3 sheets. I do appreciate those places that provide the azz gaskets instead. I try like heck to not have to go anywhere but home or work, but that's just not always possible. At work, I always clean the seat before I sit.

 

[JAC]

 

[Caribou]

https://safeshare.tv/x/FEDEwZHZXu
Some of us are old enough to remember this.

 

[backlash]

https://safeshare.tv/x/FEDEwZHZXu
Some of us are old enough to remember this.

I remember most all of it. I could even name most of the people.
Man, I am old.
My kids wouldn't know 10% and my grand-kids would know less than 1%.

 

[Cascadian]

That wouldn't play for me.

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[joel]

Play for me
Some of it was before my time.

 

[Caribou]

Play for me
Some of it was before my time.

You young whippersnapper!

 

[threetango]

 

[threetango]

 

[Patchouli]

Original release years may have been before some of our times, but things didn't move so fast then and most of it was still around or referenced frequently, part of the culture. I know Natalie Wood when I see her, usually James Dean.

 

[VoorTrekker]

You young whippersnapper!

whisker snacker? oh, wait...

 

[threetango]

 

[Meerkat]

Todays young men trying to use rotary ,

@Caribou , this one is better ,I put up wrong one that fast foward.

 

[Patchouli]

Only three sheets?

There were times when I used to be three sheets to the wind.

 

[Meerkat]

There were times when I used to be three sheets to the wind.

I got that way a couple years ago and it wasn't pretty. Black Russians are not good fro old people. But it was fun while it lasted.

 

[Amish Heart]

I've had a time with Black Russians. And Margeritas. I can't stand the smell of a margerita now.

 

[Patchouli]

I am still uninformed. What or who is a Black Russian?

 

[Amish Heart]

It's a drink with Kahlua in it. Vodka too.