Jokes and Humor

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[Amish Heart]

I understand the sharpies joke. I can't let my grown sisters sleep over when I fall asleep first.

 

[SHOOTER13]

Good with biscuits and gravy...

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[dancer4life]

Good with biscuits and gravy...

:stir pot:

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Or fried with mustard between two pieces of bread.

 

[SHOOTER13]

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[backlash]

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Proof we have rednecks in Washington State.

 

[Cnsper]

 

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[Sparky_D]

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You know you are "Working Class" when you have to wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom...

 

[JAC]

You know you are "Working Class" when you have to wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom...

SHOP RAG TIME!

 

[angie_nrs]

Cnsper.....you honestly made me laugh out loud! That's exactly why I don't have an echo or alexa......total waste of ammo!

 

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[Caribou]

Crisper.....you honestly made me laugh out loud! That's exactly why I don't have an echo or alexa......total waste of ammo!

My brother was bragging about how my SIL had bought him one of those. I told him that if my wife bought me anything like an Amazon Echo I'd beat her with it. My audiologist was bragging about getting one. I told he that it was recording everything said in her home. She said nothing important was ever said in her home. I asked her that if her husband was chasing her around the house if she was okay with them having a recording of her giggles. She didn't like that idea.

 

[Terri9630]

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I call shotgun!

 

[Terri9630]

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I showed that to my husband. With the way he was giggling I think I better hide not just the sharpies but every writing implement in the neighborhood!

 

[Haertig]

 

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[Curmudgeon]

Oh how true! ^^^

 

[Bacpacker]

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Every single time. Way too many times

 

[angie_nrs]

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This is why most folks don't like to use a bathroom at an "out of the way" gas station.

I immediately think of the Twister movie where the girlfriend (dressed in all white) who ended up somewhere she wasn't anticipating, takes the bathroom key attached to the wooden block by two fingers and heads towards the bathroom. I'm quite certain she would have encountered a toilet seat with black fingerprints along the front or edges, where the mechanic had lifted the seat.

Been there.......done that.

Anti-bacterial gel in the purse is a beautiful thing! Smear that around with paper towel or toilet paper and you're ready to roll, since it dries quickly. Plus, I always like to leave a place in better shape than what I encounter it.

Ladies......quick tip.....if you don't have gel, use the TP as an azz gasket by ripping 3 pieces to cover the U on the toilet seat to provide a small level of protection from the seat.



Sorry to go off topic.......back to our regularly scheduled jokes!!

 

[JAC]

When I mentioned to my brother that the NSA was keeping all of his texts and such and that it was a breach of our privacy he said he didn't care cause he was doing nothing wrong. So I said " I guess you don't need your right to free speech either then because you have nothing to say."

 

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