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Several of my grade-school classmate, maybe 10-12 y.o., used to have cowboys/indian fights using BBguns. One of them got shot in the forehead just above his nose. Of course, no eye protection was worn.
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Received a shipment of machine shop stuff and found evidence why China thinks we a morons.
How exactly does one get cancer from a set of precision wire gages or a dial indicator?
Ben
How exactly does one get cancer from a set of precision wire gages or a dial indicator?
Ben
It's not China. It's California.
According to California P65 everything will give you cancer or make your babies to be brain damaged.
Maybe that's why there are so many brain damaged people there.
According to California P65 everything will give you cancer or make your babies to be brain damaged.
Maybe that's why there are so many brain damaged people there.
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Metric transfer punches are safe but english will cause cancer?
China has to be laughing at how stupid the US is.
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And we laugh at them for manufacturing lead into their baby pacifiers, and about every other product they make.
But they do have us when it comes to personnel replacement strategies. For every one of them that dies, there are 25 more available to fill the gap. We don't have that kind of back fill waiting in line here, so we have to be more careful about eating dial indicators (which is probably how those Californians are getting cancer from them).
Man, this one hit close to home. Our neighbors put their Christmas Tree up for about three weeks ago. And we just took the pumpkin off our front porch, after seeing this post. Had to use a snow shovel to get it scraped up, but we got 'er done!
Um, what's the joke?
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Done that before. And with watermelons in the basement
Several years ago China was caught selling poisoned bracelets to young girls through Toys R Us. The young gals were poisoned through absorbtion through their skin. They sell poisoned sheetrock, dog food, etc. As far as I'm concerned China means poisoned.
Take hold of the end of the key opposite the ring and pull it through the ring attached to your car key. If the key you're trying to free up doesn't fit through that ring, check your pockets for demons.
