Jokes and Humor
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One time ( or maybe five
), I lost an open beer and found it (or them
) in that same spot!! And tonight there is an open beer in hubby's shop bathroom that was lost, I wasn't going back for it after we were home!!- Joined
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I went in a rest room & the person in the next stall had laid their cell phone on the floor so they could read it while they where in the stall. I still think they have no ideal how dirty & nasty that floor was.
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Well sometimes it's like taking your dog to town and it jumps out of the car before you are ready. You know when you open the door with the leash in your hand. Then it's just running around unchecked for a bit.
I was on the way home one weekend in NC and stopped at a rest area. Older couple had locked themselves out of their car and I had just drove up. They were trying to get help and a few people where there thinking of what to do. I said hold on, I have just the thing and pulled out a piece of metal strapping from the back of my truck. Made 2 bends, inserted it and pushed quick in a certain spot and the door popped right open. The lady just said "now that's real southern hospitality there". What they didn't know was my mom had the exact same car and had locked the keys in it just a week before. What took me a half hour to figure out I did the second time in 10 seconds. God does work in great ways!
And when they get in to go and turn on the car it goes VVVVrrrrrrrBOOOM
That made my day!
My first thought was: this must be staged, but there was no spam at the end
.Then I remembered: "...Yes, they do walk among us."
Her boyfriend didn't buy her a Tesla because of her brains.
There's nothing safer than covering a Tesla's batteries and other components with gasoline.
Lithium batteries can heat up, and the entire car is run by electrical components, many of which are probably not rated for use in explosive atmospheres. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along. Let Darwin do his work.
Hey, at least they didn't just quit!!
The guy trying to help had her "brains" on his camera a lot
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It is a staged joke, no one so dumb that they would not explain EV to their girl friend, before turning them loose with an EV.
I think you underestimate the stupidity of some people.
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Maybe, but I known a great deal about EVs, yet I have never saw one.
I do live in the south & have seen many Flex cars.
My cousin was in town visiting with her husband. She called saying that they had locked the keys in their car and could I help. They knew that I had worked with a locksmith at one time. I grabbed my picks and drove the ten minutes to my aunts. I exited my car with my picks in hand and they followed me to their car. I slid the picks in and popped the lock as fast as if I'd had the key. My jaw hit the floor, I've never picked a lock that fast before or after. I had the advantage as my back was to them. I gained control of my face and turned around acting like this was an everyday thing. The look on their faces was more like, the world is not safe with him around.
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Nothing like a little honesty...
You hold hope for this world Joel!!It is a staged joke, no one so dumb that they would not explain EV to their girl friend, before turning them loose with an EV.
I don’t hold that hope, all around me I see people like this.
