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There are two back roads close to me that have roadsigns spelled incorrectly. One is spelled three different ways!??
She has on way more clothes than most girls in vishing videos.
I like fishing videos.
I like fishing videos.
That swayback and enhanced front end is going to give her more back problems when she gets old than the fisherman guy.
Yeah and they are both probably making the same money for the picture!
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When God Sends Help - Don't Ask Questions!
She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found
that she had locked her keys inside.
The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at
it and said,
"I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her
some HELP.
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man
who was wearing an old biker skull rag.
He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must
get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the
car was open.
She hugged the man and through tears said,
"Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man."
The man heard her little prayer and replied,
"Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in
prison for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing ...
"Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"
Is GOD Great or What?
She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found
that she had locked her keys inside.
The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at
it and said,
"I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her
some HELP.
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man
who was wearing an old biker skull rag.
He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must
get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the
car was open.
She hugged the man and through tears said,
"Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man."
The man heard her little prayer and replied,
"Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in
prison for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing ...
"Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"
Is GOD Great or What?
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That actually happened here.
A woman locked her keys in her car and a guy doing community service picking up trash in an orange jump suite opened the door.
He was in for car theft.
He had the OK from the jail guard. It made the local paper.
Jeez. I had to come back and look at this a second time before figuring it out. Because my tongue doesn't have enough reach.
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"We have been tying to contact you about your car warranty..."
"We have been tying to contact you about your car warranty..."
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