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i didnt think of that, it is so perfect! lol. thanks
Had a coworker who got trapped on a plane for 2hrs because of a lizard. Not kidding!! They had backed away from the gate. Several people saw a small lizard scurry about and the stewardess...
The tower held the plane in place. They called the opps boss, who called the FFA, who called xyz. 2 hours later the epa called back and said they couldn’t get there for another 3 hours…
At this point everyone heard the pilot announce very loudly “Does any one care about a damn lizard!!!!?”
They took off, bet the radio traffic between the pilot and the tower would have been a riot!!
There were 5 of us guys who traveled a lot. The coworker, K, we couldn’t wait to hear his stories. If it could go wrong traveling, it happened to this guy. He once had to sleep 3 nights in a train station in another country. His first job was open a bank account for the company with a large check in his brief case. He arrived at the start of a 4 day holiday. All the banks were closed and his credit card wasn’t allowed there. He ate from a street cart outside the station. He wanted to hang the travel company we used.
We’d die laughing at some of his misadventures, no wonder he ended up agoraphobic!
Not kidding about that either! He really did!!!
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Had a coworker who got trapped on a plane for 2hrs because of a lizard. Not kidding!! They had backed away from the gate. Several people saw a small lizard scurry about and the stewardess...
The tower held the plane in place. They called the opps boss, who called the FFA, who called xyz. 2 hours later the epa called back and said they couldn’t get there for another 3 hours…
At this point everyone heard the pilot announce very loudly “Does any one care about a damn lizard!!!!?”
They took off, bet the radio traffic between the pilot and the tower would have been a riot!!
There were 5 of us guys who traveled a lot. The coworker, K, we couldn’t wait to hear his stories. If it could go wrong traveling, it happened to this guy. He once had to sleep 3 nights in a train station in another country. His first job was open a bank account for the company with a large check in his brief case. He arrived at the start of a 4 day holiday. All the banks were closed and his credit card wasn’t allowed there. He ate from a street cart outside the station. He wanted to hang the travel company we used.
We’d die laughing at some of his misadventures, no wonder he ended up agoraphobic!
i gotta share that story with my brother, a retired pilot. he will bust a gut
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The pilots should have just gotten on the intercom and announced, "We have an emotional support lizard on board. So we gotta let it stay. We will be taking off now."
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It's 5:30am and I'm laughing my butt off!! That is too funny, thanks jazzy!!
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